The best of r/TwoSentenceHorror, with the creators usernames listed. Until I find a good way to content warn these, scroll at your own risk “Many think God is cruel and heartless, but I know the truth. This is the best he can do.” — u/cyoaccount227 “As we spiraled downward into the earth below, I squeezed my eyes shut with the passengers’ screams echoing in the cabin. Outside, the boy sighed and picked up his paper plane again, unaware of the power it held.” — u/Beretta_Vough ““Can I speak to the manger?” She asked, eyes full of irritation. Glancing below at his body beneath the counter, I gave a shake of my head and told her that he wasn’t here right now.” — u/ShutYourFingerNails “Fear of the dark ruined my marriage, but after years of intensive exposure therapy, I finally beat it. Now, I can wait in the closet all night, waiting for her to come home.” — u/akhodagu “The message drew closer and closer, in everyday objects and people. Until it inscribed itself in my own eyeballs; "you are the vessel of our broken god; you cannot run"” — u/blockametal “Okay, guys, we have to stay real close together, 'cause they always go after the straglers. Guys?” — u/JessumGui “I sought only to immortalize my beloved in a work of art. But those tasteless Philistines on the jury could only see her flesh stretched over a bloody canvas.” — u/IronTriceratops “I found a package on my doorstep with a note - 𝘈 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴. The kidnapper called me and said that it was a part of my wife that he thought I'd like the most.” — u/why-wwhynot “They say if the sun went out it would take 8 minutes for us to realize. So if the sun’s been out for 12 hours now, why are we still alive and why do I see daylight approaching?” — u/Fish-With-Pants “Picking the needles out of this little boys candy sure made me think on how evil people can be. But I had to hide the evidence as fast as I could before people realized what caused his death.” — u/warlus- “I was driving to my friends house at 8 PM when one of those emergency alert tests came over the radio. I thought nothing of it until the sun started rising 15 minutes later.” — u/GiggityMerf “I've watched my daughter's 3rd grade saxophone recital at least 100 times. If I pause it at the right frame, I can almost make out the stranger that was talking to her backstage before she went missing.” — u/Whyfuckaduck “I thought exhuming a child's coffin would be the worst part. The bloody claw marks and splintered pieces of nail in the lid proved me wrong.” — u/Lokirial “"What the hell is this?" my wife yelled accusingly as soon as she saw the bruise on our newborn son's arm. "Calm down," I replied, "and just eat around it."” — u/ClumsyPortman2 “My son's obsession with body pillows is really starting to worry me. Not to mention that the neighbours are beginning to suspect us for their missing pets.” — u/Tsun_Loki “My neighbor has been listening to people scream, cry and beg for 3 straight hours. Whether he likes it or not.” — u/YourLifeSucksAss “After hours waiting in horror, I received a package from the man who abducted my son. On the package it read "Remember Schrödinger's Cat?"” — u/crasshumor “Halloween is going to be strange this year because of social distancing, so I'm just going to leave a bowl of candy on the porch It won't be my porch, of course, but my neighborhood will finally understand the urban legends about homemade candy” — u/Macklin_You_SOB “I don’t like the new curtains. When you close them I can’t see you anymore.” — u/Intrepid_Wanderer “From inside the bar, the waitress waved back at me She must have missed the shackles around my wrists while I was banging on the back window of my uncles truck” — u/Wilson_mcfee “I had one last pleasant thought as the killer peeled off my skin to wear as his own. Now that he looked like me, he would be the one convicted for murdering the Byres children.” — u/Mydogisadoglol “I tackled the thief to the ground with a crunch, but the woman kept screaming. It was only after he rolled over that I saw the bloodstain spreading on the bundle in his arms.” — u/korvas_prime “I was devastated when my beautiful niece was chosen as this harvest’s virgin sacrifice. I fucking doomed us all.” — u/PurpleAngel23 ““Happy anniversary, my love!” “Please,” she begged, “just let me go.”” — u/[deleted] “"Just a few more miles sweetie," I told my daughter, as she wiggled around in the backseat. Just a few more miles and that restraining order won't be a problem for us anymore.” — u/IdoHaveHatsInMyPants “When I was a child and my grandmother died, she lay undiscovered for ten days. She had finally decomposed enough for me to push her body off me and reach a phone for help.” — u/DrTacoSharkEsq “I watched with pride as my daughter swung the bat. That bitch of a bully had it coming.” — u/PurpleAngel23 “"It's not my fault, the voices made me do it!", I pleaded as the police dragged me away from the bleeding corpse. "We know", whispered one of them into my ear whilst giving a reassuring squeeze of the shoulder, "and you shall be rewarded."” — u/EarthMarsUranus “After shooting the man, we aimed our guns at his pregnant wife as she kneeled down and cried, "Please, I'm not one of them!" "We know," I said, watching him shapeshift behind her, "but we're not sure about the baby."” — u/Nathan_is_writing “I didn’t even have to kill him myself. Once the drugs kicked in, I told him the treasure was in his stomach.” — u/Zarabbyy “My wife told me she thinks that she is going mad as she keeps hearing voices in our house After she committed suicide, my girlfriend helped me remove all the hidden speakers from around the house” — u/sugar-soad ““Good girl,” I murmured to my beloved dog as the first tears slid down my face. I didn’t think her little teeth would hurt this bad, but its been three days since I fell, and there’s no need for us both to starve.” — u/calyank1184 “I kept reminding the little boy that he was going to meet spongebob. He eventually stopped crying and even helped me tie the bricks to his feet.” —u/86-Everything “My bullies surrounded me, sneering and taunting as they yanked my cap off. I cried and screamed, but they didn't stop as they moved to my other knee.” — u/SightseeingHermit “"Not only are these the most severe sunburns I've ever seen, but she's deficient in vitamin D and protein." explained the doctor as she stood by the little girl's bed in the ER. After she left the room, the girl's father leaned over to his daughter and whispered, "Sweetie, I know you were starving, but this is why we only feed at night."” — u/Intrepid_Wanderer “My daughter keeps sneaking out at night to meet her boyfriend. I confronted her in the garage, covered in mud and holding the shovel, and angrily told her that if she ever gets arrested trespassing in the cemetery I'm not going to bail her out.” — u/CarlB1961