Scp_logo.jpg SCP Articles I Love The greatest website with the greatest stories ever made Favorites Transcript of Dr. Clef's seminar, "Reality Benders and You: How to Survive When Existence Doesn't." - Oh, Clef, the love of my life. This is a great story that lets you appreciate how much of a bastard Clef can be. 001 Dr Clef's Proposal - Not for those uncomfortable with mentions of Abrahamic end-of-the-world shit. One of my favorite 001 proposals, the tests are short but well done and the addendum is beautiful. 001 Lily's Proposal - This might be the shortest 001. Another end of the world event, but specifically, its the sign of an end of the world event going to occur. 001 Jim North's Proposal - This one is very long. Wondertainment is as counfounding as anything can be, and this article is no different. Make sure you click the links at the bottom! 049 - Plague doctor husband. I don’t care how oversaturated he is, you can kiss my ass. 073 - Cain. You know, the guy who killed his brother? Yeah, apparently he’s a sweetheart. 096 - Don’t look at his face. Poor baby 111 - Dragon Snails are the greatest pet idea known to man. Why isn’t Wondertainment real? The fact Wondertainment isn’t real in this universe is not only homophobic to me specifically, but its mean. 131 - Have you ever wanted a pet eyeball? 166 - My sweet daughter… Epon or Marie, whatever canon you like for her. You’ll have a safe home one day, honey. 408 - Ae-ae-ay, I’m your little butterfly 529 - Josie is a half-cat. Just the front half of a cat. Good article for children. 537 - A record player that loves the Muppets 553 - More butterflies! These ones are crystal :) 577 - A swarm of ACAB bullets. The end interview is heartwarming 662 - Mr Deeds is the only man I trust. Worlds best butler. 948 - Has mentions of a suicide attempt and the past criminalization of homosexuality, but if you can handle that then this is a MUST READ! 1230 - Another one with a suicide mention, but this is one of the greatest SCP concepts out there 1233 - Mother. Fucking. Moon Champion. 1468 - Birds that carve various works of literature. Neat! 1470 - An Australian spider that speaks 1471 - Yall know that black skull furry everyones into? Yeah thats Mal0 1504 - A man ignored. One mention of rape, but nothing that actually happens. A highly good read 1541 - An incredibly drunk god who drunk texts you constantly 1550 - More Wondertainment perfection in pet form 1779 - Lizards that eat coins and are perfect 1810 - Mentions of child neglect and death, this sweetheart just wants to save the babies 1908 - Mr Soap, who has a surprisingly sad story 2045 - Give the man a god damn kissy 2085 - A man dressed like a wizard and his three badass catgirls 2094 - Talks about the skip being depressed and self injuring near the end, but this man is one of the most interesting fucks in the universe. Have you swallowed a vehicle? I dont think so. 2287 - A headless man just wants to give you a frighten 2295 - A teddy bear that fixes you right up 2396 - A grown woman made into a girls toy. No boys allowed 2428 - A hallucination that helps you fight your bad hallucinations and delusions 2855 - Make a deal, buy a man 2933 - The rust got him 3101 - NSFW, so not for anyone under 18. This is just a horny AI and I adore it 3131 - A group of sapient MP3 files that interact with each other and you 3537 - A shapeshifting friend that helps design other friends 3938 - A friendly bike who likes to take you places! 4281 - A cowboy in a bathroom stall who exists to talk your ear off 4876 - Pixelated computer friends who love you. But watch out! 5031 - Proof that if you nurture sapient beings, they grow 5239 - The edgiest necromancer. They’re actually very sweet. Warning for mentions of pretty bad transphobia from parents Other articles Under 1000 1-99 005 - A perfect skeleton key 011 - A Civil War statue that shoots at birds 012 - Music that compels you to finish the composition. With blood. 014 - A living man immobilized as concrete 015 - Ever growing pipes. Don’t take your eyes off of it 017 - A small shadow being that eats everything that casts a shadow on it 020 - A mold invisible to the human eye. There is a picture of it at the top, so be warned 021 - Dragon tattoo that is alive 022 - This morgue generates zombies 024 - The best competition show of all time 028 - Completely random knowledge. Good luck! Maybe you’ll get something good 029 - The Daughter of Darkness. Not much I can say other than that 030 - A statue that knows many things 032 - A wife twisted into plastic and oil 035 - The possessive mask everyone loves 040 - A young girl that can manipulate organic material 041 - A mind reader in a coma 043 - A Beatles record that can tell you any music trivia, except for the Beatles. Fuck em. 048 - The cursed number 078 - The biggest guilt trip in the form of a neon light 079 - An old computer that hates you and you and you 085 - A living portrait 086 - Researcher turned into office supplies 093 - Portals to an apocalyptic world ruled by the Catholic Church’s militia. Maybe not for those who have trauma related to that but don’t let me stop you. Its also at least an hour read 097 - Hypnotic, child-stealing pumpkins 100s 100 - A scrapyard with autonomous sculptures 105 - Teen girl with magic camera powers 106 - Have you ever heard the sound of an oozing old man coming out of a wall? WOULD YOU LIKE TO? 124 - Soil that instantly grows anything 145 - A very interesting read, but mentions the explicit audio of people being sexually assaulted and tortured. It doesn’t go into detail about that luckily, but might not be for those extremely sensitive to the thought of that 200s 300s 400s 500s 600s 700s 900s 1000s 1-99 100s 200s 300s 400s 500s 600s 700s 900s 2000s 1-99 100s 200s 300s 400s 500s 600s 700s 900s